Part 3,215 in Dan Dilger’s “Learn How to Write by Not Doing This” Series
Dilger writes at Apple Insider: Apple’s new Xcode 4 could portend new HTML5 development tools. The compelling evidence:
- Xcode 4 is being previewed.
- It would be possible for for Apple “to deliver solutions for parallel development tasks.”
- Apple is known to like HTML5.
Does Xcode 4 actually have any web development features at all? No. Is there a hint that Apple is interested in providing these? No. For all the evidence we have, Xcode 4 also portends Apple is going to be getting into the frozen pie business.
And holy hell, the man manages to get three pages out of this. With illustrations.
(And I apologize for another “what is Dilger even thinking” bit, but this seemed to set a new record for vapidity.)
